How to basically worship your potat

In order to pay a proper tribute to our sexy potato, one must start by potato must be unblemished and of a certain size, as determined by the cult's leaders. Once the offering is accepted, the initiate must consume the potato raw and in its entirety, without any seasoning or accompaniments. This is said to symbolize the initiation into the cult and the acceptance of the potato as a sacred food. After the ritual is complete, the initiate is considered a member of the cult and is expected to participate in its practices and beliefs.